Are you adequately prepared to rock?
Saturday we went to DocD's to celebrate the official end of her tenure as graduate student scum and her subsequent entry into post-doctoral slavery. It was a nerd-a-riffic good crowd - the "swinging" couple (who NO ONE would ever want to swing with) was there, along with a whole slew of Dell-trodden computer folk. Annnd we were definitely the coolest party in town 'cause we had at least five gay people - of both sexes! (Love, love, LoooVIN' it!!) I finally met the elusive Gabe - who turns out to be an actual real guy and not a figment of DocD's feeble imagination as I had assumed for so long. . .
The end of the evening was the best though, because that's when we held a ceremonial slaughter of her evil and heinous former advisor, (P)rick (the "P" is silent) M. EvilE bought an inflatable doll to stand in for (P)rick, it was a pretty good representation of (P)rick, as it had NO GENITALIA. So, Brent blew the bitch up and DocD put on her ass-kicking biker boots and stomped that motherfucker like she meant it! Mr. DocD joined in too, and there was much rejoicing. Even your humble author got a shot since I had to endure that bunch of asshats when I was at UT. I think I can safely say that never before have I stabbed a male blowup doll in the ass with a Samurai sword. . . Wow, LIBERATING!!
Best party quotes:
"Mark said that Lucas will probably be doing like, Star Wars finger puppet shows in backyards from now on. It will NEVER END." - P.
"Oh man, I was totally going to buy the six-foot penis but I couldn't get it shipped here in time!" - Your humble author
"John tried the vagina thing for about a year, but he came around." - B.
Here's a few extremely crappy cell phone pics of the ritual slaying:
Faux-(P)rick in all his plastic glory:
Yep, it's (P)rick - no firehose. . . (those are DocD's legs with boots attached):
HIYAHHHHHHHHH!!!:
"VICTORY IS MINE!!" sayeth J.:
The end of the evening was the best though, because that's when we held a ceremonial slaughter of her evil and heinous former advisor, (P)rick (the "P" is silent) M. EvilE bought an inflatable doll to stand in for (P)rick, it was a pretty good representation of (P)rick, as it had NO GENITALIA. So, Brent blew the bitch up and DocD put on her ass-kicking biker boots and stomped that motherfucker like she meant it! Mr. DocD joined in too, and there was much rejoicing. Even your humble author got a shot since I had to endure that bunch of asshats when I was at UT. I think I can safely say that never before have I stabbed a male blowup doll in the ass with a Samurai sword. . . Wow, LIBERATING!!
Best party quotes:
"Mark said that Lucas will probably be doing like, Star Wars finger puppet shows in backyards from now on. It will NEVER END." - P.
"Oh man, I was totally going to buy the six-foot penis but I couldn't get it shipped here in time!" - Your humble author
"John tried the vagina thing for about a year, but he came around." - B.
Here's a few extremely crappy cell phone pics of the ritual slaying:
Faux-(P)rick in all his plastic glory:
Yep, it's (P)rick - no firehose. . . (those are DocD's legs with boots attached):
HIYAHHHHHHHHH!!!:
"VICTORY IS MINE!!" sayeth J.:
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