Small thoughts

Main Entry: cryp·tic
Pronunciation: 'krip-tik
Function: adjective
Etymology: Late Latin crypticus, from Greek kryptikos, from kryptos

1 : SECRET, OCCULT
2 a : having or seeming to have a hidden or ambiguous meaning : MYSTERIOUS <cryptic messages> b : marked by an often perplexing brevity <cryptic marginal notes>
3 : serving to conceal <cryptic coloration in animals>

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I just received a mildly provocative text message from H. My first reaction was "What in the hell?!" I'm trying to craft a reply, but I've never handled flattery well, expecially when it's of an um. . . intimate nature. I'm thinking I'll text him something totally random like: "Sales of aluminum siding have decreased over the past ten years in the southwestern region."

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Ah yes, the definition at the top of the post. I have a certain friend who promised that "everything would be explained" if I read such and such a thing at such and such a place. Well, I read that thing in that place and let me tell you. NOTHING was explained! My mind is filled with possibilities and scenarios of what happened!

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Still haven't replied to H. Maybe he meant to send that message to someone else. That'd be a fuckin' trip wouldn't it??

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Here's one of those ubiquitous blog things that I never do. But it's here now, so I guess I did it. (Existential, man!) Anyway, you put your MP3 player on shuffle and whatever song title comes up, use it to answer the questions that follow. (DON'T CHEAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!) Here are mine:

1. How does the world see me?
I’ll Be Anything You Want

2. Will I have a happy life?
The Recluse

3. What do my friends think of me?
Skin Receiver

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Bend Over, I’ll Drive

5. How can I make myself happy?
Ever Fallen In Love

6. What should I do with my life?
1979

7. Will I ever have children?
I Stay Away

8. What is some good advice for me?
I Need, I Want, I Will

9. How will I be remembered?
Race For The Prize

10. What's my signature dancing song?
All Apologies

11. What's my current theme song?
I’m The Man Who Loves You

12. What do others think is my current theme song?
It's A Disaster

13. What will they play at my funeral?
Is She Weird

14. What type of men do I like?
Mighty Little Man

15. How's my love life?
Love Will Tear Us Apart

Some of those were pretty funny. Especially Number 14.

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Always,

S